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where did he get that accent from?
what kind of a haircut is that?
look at his ears...poor thing
his tie doesn't go with his suit
I wonder if his sleeves are short?
he's got an unfortunate bump on his forehead
you can just make out a bald patch
what an odd colour of hair
he must have had it dyed
he seems to have a kind of hairlip...no?
why don't they have more about the arts on TV?
his elocution is pretty mediocre
his upper lip is very thin
he's got hands like a butcher the poor soul
not to mention his nails
I wonder who he inherited that nose from
the decor in the background is awful